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Feliz año 2008

Si, ya se que es maniana y pense en programar este post, pero me di cuenta q lo q les voy a postear maniana ya no tendría ningún sentido :P

Así que para terminar este año les dejo unos mensajes para mandar en el sms de las 12 para felicitar a los amigos y se ríán un poco ;)

Cuando nací me dieron a elegir entre un gran pene y una gran memoria y ahora no me acuerdo si te he felicitado en las fiestas… Feliz 2008

Que este nuevo año encuentres felicidad, salud, amor, dinero, paz y todo lo que necesites. Y lo que no encuentres búscalo en Google

Comcel le desea un feliz año nuevo y le regala una noche de sexo. envia un sms con la palabra SEXO al 0690, ponga el movil en modo vibración, metaselo por el culo y nosotros le iremos llamando.

Aviso a toda la población: el simulacro de Paz y Amor ha finalizado. Guarden los langostinos, insulten a sus cuñados y disuélvanse.

Enhorabuena! Nestlé le comunica que ha sido ganador del peso de su pene en chocolate… En breve recibirá su lacasito. FELIZ AÑO !

Feliz Semana Santa de parte de la asociación de alzheimer y nuestro mejores deseos para 1.984

El puticlub LOVELY le desea feliz año a sus mejores clientes. Firmado: Toñi, Juani, Agata, Merchi, Bruno y todas las que trabajamos para ti. Felicidades Guarro !

En estas fechas de paz y amor trata a los demás con tolerancia, haz como yo, envía un mensaje a un amigo Maricón.

Datos DGT muy preocupantes, afirman que 23% de accidentes de tráfico son provocados por consumo de alcohol. Eso significa que el otro 77% de los accidentes son causados por los hijos de puta que beben agua, zumos, refrescos y otras mariconadas. Al loro con los abstemios!!! FELIZ 2008!

Cubatica nuestro que estas en el vaso a través de la boca abriéndote paso. Santificados sean tus grados. Vengan a nosotros tus efectos. Hágase tu voluntad así en el bar como en el pub. El pedo nuestro de cada noche, dánoslo hoy. Perdonas nuestras mezclas como nosotros perdonamos los garrafones. No nos dejes beber Bucler sin alcohol y libranos del Biter Kas. Amen. Feliz Navidad y año 2008!!!!!

San José, la Virgen María, la mula, el buey, la asociación protectora de animales de Galilea, los pastores, la asociación de vecinos de Belén, el niño, los Reyes Magos, los pajes, los camellos, su puta madre, mi suegra, mi perra, la parienta, los niños, y yo, te deseamos un feliz año 2008.

Afala kita, amula sola, ispa tuta,insupuka sula.
Acabas de recitar en conjuro indio que te impedirá hacer el amor durante todo el 2008. Feliz y casto año nuevo

¿Te gusta que te soben, que te rocen, que te hagan sudar?, ¿Sentir el aliento, llegar al fondo, subir, bajar…? Pues en el 2008… Utiliza el autobús. FELIZ AÑO!!!


Jugar con fuego

Este es un video que siempre me da risa :P y es curioso lo que unos desocupados pueden hacer con fuego xD


Me pagaron de AdSense

Como el título lo dice hoy vi en mi cuenta que habían realizado el pago el 24 de dic y que lo podía recoger al día siguiente, es decir desde ayer. Así que hoy fui a Western Union y sin muchos problemas pude recibir el giro por 106.91 dólares =D. El proceso fué bastante sencillo solo tuve que poner hace unos meses la opción de recibir pagos por Western Union y luego llegar a los 100 us y esperar a que se realizara el pago, recibir el numerito (MTCN) y reclamar el giro ^^ .

Les doy gracias a todos los que sin querer queriendo ayudaron a alcanzar la suma con sus clicks ;)


Feliz Navidad!

A todos los lectores de este blopp les deseo una feliz navidad y que pasen rico en estas fiestas :P

El de la foto es mi gatito Flops :D (L)


Verdades de Sex and the City

Mi serie favorita creo que de todos los tiempos y aca dejo mis frases favoritas y perfectamente aplicables a mi (obviamente no todas), no son poquitas porque no pueden ser poquitas! :P

Samantha : There’s two kinds of guys. The ones who hold your hand and the ones that fuck you.

Samantha : The bad news is you’re fired. The good news is now I can fuck you.

Carrie: Miranda, I’m still asleep. How can you have had an emotional mini-drama already?

Carrie : Later that day I got to thinking about relationships. There are those that open you up to something new and exotic, those that are old and familiar, those that bring up lots of questions, those that bring you somewhere unexpected, those that bring you far from where you started, and those that bring you back. But the most exciting, challenging and significant relationship of all is the one you have with yourself. And if you can find someone to love the you you love, well, that’s just fabulous.

Carrie : I’m looking for love. Real love. Ridiculous, inconvenient, consuming, can’t-live-without-each-other love. And I don’t think that love is here in this expensive suite in this lovely hotel in Paris.

Mr. Big : You’re moving to Paris with a Russkie?
Carrie : You do this every time! Every time! What do you have, some kind of radar? ‘Carrie might be happy, it’s time to sweep in and shit all over it!’

Samantha : We’re not going to encourage you to cross an ocean. We’re selfish bitches who like you in New York!

Miranda : What I don’t understand is, if they got it all, why do you need chemo?
Samantha : Because he’s an asshole!
Carrie : Evidently there could be something microscopic.
Samantha : Like his dick!
Carrie : Excuse me, do you have cancer or Tourette’s?

Miranda : Tell me what you’re talking about.
Samantha : I’ll tell you tomorrow. I don’t want to ruin your special day.
Miranda : Forget about my special fucking day and be normal, please, I beg of you!
Samantha : I have breast cancer.
Miranda : What?
Samantha : See? Now it’s my special fucking day.

Carrie : How about I read you a little bit of my favorite poetry?
Aleksandr : Please.
Carrie [Reads from Vogue] : “Cocktails at Tiffany’s calls for classic charm. Oscar de la Renta sleeveless silk full skirted dress with black patent leather bow belt.” Now that is pure poetry.

Samantha : So, how were they?
Carrie : The pancakes? Delicious, exactly what I wanted. I couldn’t get enough.
Samantha : No, I was referring to the moves.
Carrie : Delicious, exactly what I wanted. I couldn’t get enough.

(Al principio me frikiaba que me hicieran esto!)
Samantha : He did something to me that was so perverse! Okay, I’m just going to say it. He tried to hold my hand.
Carrie : You mean to tell me that Smith is a hand-holder? And to think he once served us food.

(No sean cretinos!)
illy : All I’m saying is that there’s no good way to break up with someone.
Carrie : Well, it’s funny you should mention that Billy, because, actually, there is. You can have the guts and the courtesy to tell a woman, to her face, that you no longer want to see her. Call me crazy but, I think that, you can make a point of ending your relationship in a manner that does not include an e-mail, a doorman, or a missing persons report. I think you could all get over your fear of looking like the bad guy and actually have the uncomfortable break-up conversation Because, here’s what; Avoiding that is what makes you the bad guy. And just so you know, Alan;
Andrew : Andrew…
Carrie : Uh huh. Most women aren’t angry, irrational psychos. We just want an ending to a relationship that… That is thoughtful and decent and honours what we had together. So my point, Billy, is this; There is a good way to break-up with someone, And it doesn’t include a post-it.

Carrie: Some people are settling, some people are settling down, and some people refuse to settle for anything less than butterflies.

Charlotte : He should’ve mentioned her earlier.
Samantha : But not too early. I hate it when men do that. “I have a girlfriend.” Calm down, I just asked if that seat was taken!

Carrie : Men who are good looking are never good in bed because they never had to be.

Miranda : Why don’t straight men have bodies like this?
Carrie : Because gay men have the possibility of sex at the gym. If straight men had that they’d be working out all the time too.
Samantha : I’ve had sex at the gym.
Carrie : See? Samantha’s doing her part to motivate the masses!

Samantha : I’ve lost my orgasm.
Carrie : In the cab?
Charlotte : What do you mean, ‘lost’?
Samantha : I just spent the last two hours f**king with no finale.
Carrie : It happens. Sometimes you just can’t get there.
Samantha : I can always get there.
Charlotte : Every time you have sex?
Carrie : She’s exaggerating. Please say you’re exaggerating.
Samantha : Well, I’ll admit I have had to polish myself off once or twice, but yes! When I RSVP to a party, I make it my business to come.

(esta si me pasa :P )
Carrie : I will not be the first one to speak. And if he never calls me again, I’ll always think of him fondly. As an asshole.

Miranda : How did it happen that four such smart women have nothing to talk about but boyfriends? It’s like seventh grade with bank accounts.

Carrie: I met this new guy Berger, and I just get that zsa zsa zsu.

Charlotte: It takes half the total time you went out with someone to get over them.
Carrie: I always like a good math solution to any love problem.

Samantha: Men cheat for the same reason dogs lick their balls: because they can.

Charlotte: He raped my face!

Adam: Come on, give me a little BJ, up and down a couple times, you’re done, it’s easy!
Samantha: You men have no idea what we’re dealing with down there. Teeth placement and jaw stress and suction and gag reflex and all the while bobbing up and down – moaning and trying to breathe through our noses. Easy? Honey, they don’t call it a job for nothin’!

Carrie: As we drive along this road called life, occasionally a gal will find herself a little lost. And when that happens, I guess she has to let go of the coulda, shoulda, woulda, buckle up and just keep going.